SipsCo - Dirt Factory


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The Dirt Factory is THE location where filth truely becomes High Quality SipsCo Dirt! Much of the ingredients are secret of course however much of the factory is open for visitors to have a look around.

There are many stations adding the 13 herbs and spicies of SipsCo Dirt, some of them are well known additives however some are still very top secret.

Employees

 * MintyMinute - Supervisor
 * Sally - Ingredient 1 Dust f Diamond
 * Harry - Ingredient 2 Secret
 * Barry - Ingredient 3 Secret
 * Jerry - Ingredient 4 Secret
 * Jim Carrey - Ingredient 5 Secret
 * Larry - Ingredient 6 Secret
 * Perry - Ingredient 7 Secret
 * Fanny - Ingredient 8 Given seductive eyes by chickens
 * Parry - Ingredient 9 Steak
 * Gus - Ingredient 10 Solent Green
 * Riposte - Ingredient 11 Milk
 * Otis - Ingredient 12 Seasoning
 * Counter Stroke - Ingredient 13 Flavouring
 * Michael Jackson - Ingredient 13 Flavouring
 * Dirk - Quality Checker
 * Jason - Quality Checker
 * Stanlee - Quality Checker
 * Tully - Quality Checker
 * Whilhelmina - Quality Checker
 * Markos - Quality Checker
 * Denby - Packer
 * Yvette - Packer
 * Marian - Packer
 * Dannik - Factory Worker
 * Xanthe - Factory Worker
 * Nevin - Factory Worker
 * Asher - Factory Worker
 * Tony - Factory Worker
 * Jazz - Factory Worker
 * Troy - Factory Worker
 * Tom - Factory Worker
 * Jerry - Factory Worker
 * Dewey - Cow Shover

Trivia

 * SipsCo have a very strict protocols about how their High Quality Dirt is used, however these don't apply so long as a lot of money is paid for the dirt.